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Lawyer: Mr. Butler, you claim that homosexuality is the norm. May I ask why?
Dale: Well, to start, I am one, and I know-
Lawyer: Not to be rude, Mr. Butler, but you are one out of over thirty people in this courtroom. Is anyone else in this room a homosexual? Anyone in this jury a homosexual? Anyone in the seats behind me a homosexual?
Dale: What are you doing?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Lawyer: Does anyone in here know a homosexual? Seen? Touched?
Judge: Ms. Folly?
Lawyer: Are you a homosexual, your honor?
Judge: Ms. Folly! You are out of line!
Lawyer: I represent the people, thus do you know any homosexuals, your honor?
Judge (Hesitates)
Lawyer: Ms. Dickson, do you know any homosexuals, other than your client that only claims it.
Dale: Stop it.
Lawyer: Juror Number 3, do you know any homosexuals? What about 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 through 12, do you know any homosexuals?
Dale: Stop it.
Lawyer: Bailiff, do you? What about your partner, or any of your family? Do they know anyone?
Prosecutor: Your honor!
Judge: Ms. Folly!
Lawyer: Juror 1? Know a faggot?
Dale: Shut UP!
Lawyer: No, Mr. Butler! And you know why not? Because there is no one like you, not even yourself! It is not the norm, there are no others, it's been proven, it's just you!
Dale: There are dozens! Tons of us! Think I'm lying? I'm under oath, you bitch!
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Dale: Well, to start, I am one, and I know-
Lawyer: Not to be rude, Mr. Butler, but you are one out of over thirty people in this courtroom. Is anyone else in this room a homosexual? Anyone in this jury a homosexual? Anyone in the seats behind me a homosexual?
Dale: What are you doing?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Lawyer: Does anyone in here know a homosexual? Seen? Touched?
Judge: Ms. Folly?
Lawyer: Are you a homosexual, your honor?
Judge: Ms. Folly! You are out of line!
Lawyer: I represent the people, thus do you know any homosexuals, your honor?
Judge (Hesitates)
Lawyer: Ms. Dickson, do you know any homosexuals, other than your client that only claims it.
Dale: Stop it.
Lawyer: Juror Number 3, do you know any homosexuals? What about 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 through 12, do you know any homosexuals?
Dale: Stop it.
Lawyer: Bailiff, do you? What about your partner, or any of your family? Do they know anyone?
Prosecutor: Your honor!
Judge: Ms. Folly!
Lawyer: Juror 1? Know a faggot?
Dale: Shut UP!
Lawyer: No, Mr. Butler! And you know why not? Because there is no one like you, not even yourself! It is not the norm, there are no others, it's been proven, it's just you!
Dale: There are dozens! Tons of us! Think I'm lying? I'm under oath, you bitch!
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The Final CourtCase: The Trial Part I
Judge: Next case.
Announcer: The People VS. Simon Hue, Caroline Lewis, and Arthur Fields. Thirteen counts murder in the first degree, one count assault with a deadly weapon.
Judge: How do the defendants plead?
Caroline: Guilty. (They all look at Caroline)
Defense Attorney: She means-
Caroline: Guilty.
Arthur: Caroline, what're you doing?
Caroline: Proving a point.
Judge: You can invoke your fifth amendment, Ms. Lewis. Are you aware of the statement you're making?
Caroline: Yes, Your Honor. We killed Craig Dawson, Fiona Lemmings, Sara Pennington, Bryce Simmons- shall I continue?
Judge: Why are you pleading guilty? And now?
Caroline:
The Second CourtCase: The Verdict
(The jury walks back into the courtroom, all eyes in their direction.)
(Greene watches them, sitting, his crutches to his side. He makes eye contact with Five, nervously. Five nods and sits down. Greene smiles, taking the nod to mean they acquitted him)
(Ms. Harrison watches them as well, cocking her eyebrow and looking at Four. Four sees her. Ms. Harrison grins, Four standing and taking his place. Ms. Harrison then looks at the judge who nervously darts his eyes from her to Greene. He knows Greene can blackmail him. He knows this could go wrong. But Ms. Harrison smiles, nodding, the judge taking a breath.)
(There is a silence)
(Four hand
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This is kind of confusing, in that the prosecutor would be prosecuting Dale, wouldn't she? If she (Ms. Dickson) is a prosecutor, the other (Ms. Folly) would have to be the DA (defense attorney) and would be defending the accused client (Dale) from being sent to prison. Instead she (Ms. Folly) is working against him, and the prosecutor is working for him?