Real Men

I've painted my thumbs
I've worn pink.
I've worn a dress.
What color do you think?

I have worn a suit.
I have worn a tie.
But I've also worn high heels
(There is more than meets the eye).

I've played football.
I've played Minecraft
And in both
I can easily kick your ass.

I've liked girls
I've like guys.
I've been called a man
Though there's proof I cry.

I've read every book
From Potter to Hunger.
I've always loved Finnick
Even when I was younger.

I love every character
From Herobrine to Piglet.
This is barely how manly
Real men get.